Exotic Tree Enthusiast Gifts

"Why do we have such an exotic tree that it can only be unwrapped ina heatwave?""It's a symbol of hope!"

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

It's estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels.

Do you have anything bigger?

"I brought cocoa."

The native sweet bay species will make a beautiful grove. They'll give you pleasure and increase your house value! Tree's tree nursery. Hmm

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

'You see, we don't have any children, so he's kind of our baby.'

A woman takes a pterodactyl on a run.

Stop and Birch

Flamingo on a bird table feeding from a shrimp container.

'It's only now that we've chopped down all of the trees that we can see the damage we've done'

'I Love the touch of your dry flakey skin!'

Tree Squirrel

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

"How do you know it's my leaves clogging the shower drain?"

An Early Ventriloquist Meets His Future Dummy

'I'm really thirsty.'

"The best laid plans of mice and men... differ materially in their objectives."

"Looks like you both suffer from IBS. You...irritable bowel. Your friend...irritable burl."

Frank and Ernest Nursery. We sell mature trees. Come in for a shady deal. Uh, Ernie, about this sign you put out.

No tree hugging.

Vet's Waiting Room

Ernie, I hear you're an amateur botanist who believes some plants are baseball fans. Yes, ivy plants root for the Chicago Cubs and dream of being in Wrigley Field themselves on day. King Ferns are fans of the Kansas City Royals. Cattails follow the Detroit Tigers. And Redwood trees are huge supporters of their local team in San Francisco. That makes sense. Giants love the Giants! Redwood trees are the team's biggest fans!

Dog excited watching a new tree being planted

"I see here it's been quite a while since your last performance review."

"Me admit was awesome idea but maybe saber tooth tiger just not cut out for domestication."

'Justin, what did I say about storing your anteater there?'

Timmys Pet Ostrich

'Your transplant went OK, but you'll have to get your ears pruned occasionally.'

"You simply must tell me about that African Vacation you took!"

'Careful, he bites.'

"Excuse me Mr. Plumber, my son just called, please be careful not to disturb his genetically altered aquatic scorpion colony."