Tree Enthusiast Gifts

"When I was a kid? Well...me and your dad would just head out the back door and pick our tree!" "Wow! Grandpa owned a plastics factory!"

Tree Huggers who don't know when to let go...

Arbor Day Money Tree

'I did our branch of the family tree. Turns out we're birch and northern pine.'

Types of Willow Trees: Weeping, Freaked Out, Post-Nap and Super-Toned.

"How do you know it's my leaves clogging the shower drain?"

"Well look who decided to show up."

'The owner is motivated.'

Springtime on Maple Drive...

The native sweet bay species will make a beautiful grove. They'll give you pleasure and increase your house value! Tree's tree nursery. Hmm

Do you have anything bigger?

'Run Forest, Run!'

Oak street: 'I still remember this oak.'

'There's one down there with lots of pretty pale yellow leaves.'

Tree Squirrel

'The teeth! Check the teeth! You're thinking of trees.'

Immature Forest

'Here's a nice one, 'The Oaks', but where are the oaks?'

Tree with bulldozer, people in dust masks, dead man, and bug.

'Your transplant went OK, but you'll have to get your ears pruned occasionally.'

Dog excited watching a new tree being planted

"Son-of-a-birch!"

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

Tree Crash: Tree Care Specialist

". . . That's no son of a birch, but it's the best piece of ash I've had all week."

"It's so hard to resist all the peer pressure."

"The best laid plans of mice and men... differ materially in their objectives."

"It's okay, it only thinks it has Dutch Elm Disease!"

A Live Tree Needs Room To Grow

Stop and Birch

"Cut me off when I start to sway."

"I brought cocoa."

Why buy one in December when you can have them all fro free in January?

No tree hugging.

"It was her favourite tree."