Tree Enthusiasts Gifts

"Looks like you both suffer from IBS. You...irritable bowel. Your friend...irritable burl."

"Mark my words, son, you're going to be massive"

Just for fun, Eunice likes to read palms.

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

Tree house.

It's estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels.

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

Do you have anything bigger?

"I brought cocoa."

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

D.I.Y

The native sweet bay species will make a beautiful grove. They'll give you pleasure and increase your house value! Tree's tree nursery. Hmm

'Next, time, we'll meet at my place.'

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

Stop and Birch

"Today, son, you are a man."

Psychic to Leylandii tree - 'You will reach great heights.'

Tree Cafe; Free Valet Parking

'Remember, we're planting a tree, not burying a bone.'

Lumber Yard. Luxury Homes! Some Assembly Required.

'... Of course it's expensive. It doesn't grow on trees you know!'

'Vanity, thy name is Maple.'

'It's only now that we've chopped down all of the trees that we can see the damage we've done'

Tree Squirrel

Childhood

'I Love the touch of your dry flakey skin!'

'Can you pass me the saw-dust when you're finished with it Darling?'

'It started out as a little tree house for the kids and we kept adding on to it.'

"How do you know it's my leaves clogging the shower drain?"

Ozone layer claims another victim.

The Re-Giving Tree