Tree-talking Enthusiasts Gifts

An Early Ventriloquist Meets His Future Dummy

Polly txt speak

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

It's estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels.

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

Do you have anything bigger?

"I brought cocoa."

"I don't actually talk, I just mimic sounds."

'New Age Dog Park' Dogs commune with Nature.

The native sweet bay species will make a beautiful grove. They'll give you pleasure and increase your house value! Tree's tree nursery. Hmm

'I mean...'

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."

Stop and Birch

'Next, time, we'll meet at my place.'

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

'Mom, Dad... we found out that in a previous life, Sheila was a dog and I was a tree. That's why we decided to marry to continue this promising relationship!'

'It's only now that we've chopped down all of the trees that we can see the damage we've done'

'I Love the touch of your dry flakey skin!'

Tree Squirrel

"How do you know it's my leaves clogging the shower drain?"

Frank and Ernest Nursery. We sell mature trees. Come in for a shady deal. Uh, Ernie, about this sign you put out.

"Looks like you both suffer from IBS. You...irritable bowel. Your friend...irritable burl."

"The best laid plans of mice and men... differ materially in their objectives."

No tree hugging.

"I started out eating homework. Now I shred documents."

Dog excited watching a new tree being planted

"Sorry, we only do cats in trees."

'Maybe I should abandon my crew and keep all the treasure for myself!'

"I see here it's been quite a while since your last performance review."

A tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it.

Man talking to a tree.

"Relax. As soon as you get over your fear of heights you're gonna love this."

'Your transplant went OK, but you'll have to get your ears pruned occasionally.'