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An Early Ventriloquist Meets His Future Dummy

Polly txt speak

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

It's estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels.

Do you have anything bigger?

"I brought cocoa."

"I don't actually talk, I just mimic sounds."

'New Age Dog Park' Dogs commune with Nature.

'Mom, Dad... we found out that in a previous life, Sheila was a dog and I was a tree. That's why we decided to marry to continue this promising relationship!'

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

'I mean...'

Stop and Birch

'Next, time, we'll meet at my place.'

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."

'It's only now that we've chopped down all of the trees that we can see the damage we've done'

Tree Squirrel

'I Love the touch of your dry flakey skin!'

"How do you know it's my leaves clogging the shower drain?"

"Looks like you both suffer from IBS. You...irritable bowel. Your friend...irritable burl."

No tree hugging.

"The best laid plans of mice and men... differ materially in their objectives."

"Sorry, we only do cats in trees."

"I started out eating homework. Now I shred documents."

Dog excited watching a new tree being planted

'Maybe I should abandon my crew and keep all the treasure for myself!'

"I see here it's been quite a while since your last performance review."

'Your transplant went OK, but you'll have to get your ears pruned occasionally.'

Man talking to a tree.

A tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it.

"Relax. As soon as you get over your fear of heights you're gonna love this."

"When I was a kid? Well...me and your dad would just head out the back door and pick our tree!" "Wow! Grandpa owned a plastics factory!"