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'You can only come in if you've been CRB checked.'

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

Tree house.

Do you have anything bigger?

"I brought cocoa."

D.I.Y

The native sweet bay species will make a beautiful grove. They'll give you pleasure and increase your house value! Tree's tree nursery. Hmm

Stop and Birch

'Next, time, we'll meet at my place.'

Of course, the rent on the fourth floor is considerably higher.

'I hope it;s an express.'

Tree Cafe; Free Valet Parking

'I'm concerned that the children may be playing too rough.'

'We'll get a head start on goofing off.'

Man building a tree house

Tree Squirrel

'It started out as a little tree house for the kids and we kept adding on to it.'

'Oh,oh, Regina has her lawyer with her.'

"How do you know it's my leaves clogging the shower drain?"

'Therapy always works best in a safe environment ... such as your old tree house.'

"Looks like you both suffer from IBS. You...irritable bowel. Your friend...irritable burl."

'How long you planning on staying up there, Bill?'

An Early Ventriloquist Meets His Future Dummy

"The best laid plans of mice and men... differ materially in their objectives."

Frank and Ernest Nursery. We sell mature trees. Come in for a shady deal. Uh, Ernie, about this sign you put out.

No tree hugging.

'I would love to play in your tree-house, but I can't climb trees...'

'Your childhood treehouse is where we will begin therapy....'

"It's got everything: northern exposure, hardwood floors, central tree."

Dog excited watching a new tree being planted

Myspace then and now.