Tree Houses T-Shirts

'I'm afraid we're going to have to charge your club with sex discrimination.'

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

Intelligent people laugh too!

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

Hermit Crabapple Tree

Tree house.

Selfie Stick

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

"It's just a tree."

Tree Passion

How Rings In Nature Indicate Aging.

“Hey Everyone! It’s the first day of Fall! Okay, you go first!”

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

"I got ninety-nine problems, but a birch ain't one!"

"Oh, quit your whining. At least yours comes back in the Spring

Stop and Birch

'Next, time, we'll meet at my place.'

Of course, the rent on the fourth floor is considerably higher.

"Promise me that if I die first you won't eat me."

'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.'

Tree Mobsters. 'I didn't hear anything. Did you hear anything?' 'I didn't hear anything.'

'We'll get a head start on goofing off.'

'I hope it;s an express.'

Tree Cafe; Free Valet Parking

The bluebird of passive-aggressiveness

'I'm concerned that the children may be playing too rough.'

'Vanity, thy name is Maple.'

'So, that's how squirrels find their buried food?'