Tree Houses Mugs

'I'm afraid we're going to have to charge your club with sex discrimination.'

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

Intelligent people laugh too!

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

Tree house.

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

Hermit Crabapple Tree

Selfie Stick

"It's just a tree."

Tree Passion

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

“Hey Everyone! It’s the first day of Fall! Okay, you go first!”

"Oh, quit your whining. At least yours comes back in the Spring

'Next, time, we'll meet at my place.'

Stop and Birch

"Promise me that if I die first you won't eat me."

'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.'

'We'll get a head start on goofing off.'

Tree Cafe; Free Valet Parking

Tree Mobsters. 'I didn't hear anything. Did you hear anything?' 'I didn't hear anything.'

'I'm concerned that the children may be playing too rough.'

'I hope it;s an express.'

The bluebird of passive-aggressiveness

'Vanity, thy name is Maple.'

"We're trying to help you!"

'So, that's how squirrels find their buried food?'