Treehouse Dweller Mugs

'Oh,oh, Regina has her lawyer with her.'

Yep. Warming racks, gas stoves, multiple convection ovens - all inside the trunk... The forest fire definitely originated here, captain.

"Yes, I do need a spa weekend...but I'll settle for some alone time in the treehouse."

'And we feel like, in a sense, you've outgrown the job.'

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Butterflies

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

Tree house.

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

A man rakes a tree

"Come and get it!"

'Next, time, we'll meet at my place.'

'We'd better speed up the Eve project -- Adam's got himself an imaginary playmate.'

Of course, the rent on the fourth floor is considerably higher.

'I hope it;s an express.'

'I'm concerned that the children may be playing too rough.'

Tree Cafe; Free Valet Parking

A couple watch apprehensively as six witches fly around their gingerbread birdhouse

"I was wrong. Apparently, it wasn't our kids who used all my bubble bath."

'It started out as a little tree house for the kids and we kept adding on to it.'

Christmas tree exchange

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

Man building a tree house

The moles have adapted to the winter weather.

'Therapy always works best in a safe environment ... such as your old tree house.'

Naturists feelings of joy evaporate when a slug climbs up his arse

'How long you planning on staying up there, Bill?'

Windchimes