Treehouse Dweller Gifts

'Oh,oh, Regina has her lawyer with her.'

Yep. Warming racks, gas stoves, multiple convection ovens - all inside the trunk... The forest fire definitely originated here, captain.

"Yes, I do need a spa weekend...but I'll settle for some alone time in the treehouse."

'And we feel like, in a sense, you've outgrown the job.'

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Butterflies

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

Tree house.

A man rakes a tree

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

'Next, time, we'll meet at my place.'

"Come and get it!"

'We'd better speed up the Eve project -- Adam's got himself an imaginary playmate.'

'I hope it;s an express.'

'I'm concerned that the children may be playing too rough.'

Tree Cafe; Free Valet Parking

A couple watch apprehensively as six witches fly around their gingerbread birdhouse

"I was wrong. Apparently, it wasn't our kids who used all my bubble bath."

Man building a tree house

Christmas tree exchange

'It started out as a little tree house for the kids and we kept adding on to it.'

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

The moles have adapted to the winter weather.

'Therapy always works best in a safe environment ... such as your old tree house.'

Keep Off The Hay

Windchimes

"You were right, Louis. . . I was cold before, but now it's warm and toasty."

Naturists feelings of joy evaporate when a slug climbs up his arse