Treehouse Building Gifts

Myspace then and now.

Man building a tree house

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

Tree house.

'Next, time, we'll meet at my place.'

Tree Cafe; Free Valet Parking

'We'll get a head start on goofing off.'

'I'm concerned that the children may be playing too rough.'

'I hope it;s an express.'

'It started out as a little tree house for the kids and we kept adding on to it.'

'Oh,oh, Regina has her lawyer with her.'

'Therapy always works best in a safe environment ... such as your old tree house.'

'How long you planning on staying up there, Bill?'

'I would love to play in your tree-house, but I can't climb trees...'

'With such a tight budget we never thought it would be possible to build our dream home.'

"It's got everything: northern exposure, hardwood floors, central tree."

'Your childhood treehouse is where we will begin therapy....'

"Well, he's a squirrel, so yes, he's a hoarder, but that does not help come Winter: he hoards books, not nuts!"

'Wow, forts really do come with cavalry!'

Tree growing

'I don't know what we were thinking, baking inside a tree...'

Caution - Men Working In Trees.

Plasterer skimming a wall

Woodpecker House

Children look up at their fort to find it's filled with cats.

'I know you're at home, Oog -- I can see your feet!'

'And we feel like, in a sense, you've outgrown the job.'

'I'd like to keep it a boys only club too, but this is HER tree house!'

'Frank went out on a limb three years ago and stayed there.'

"The seller isn't willing to come down."

"[Treehouse conference call]"