Treehouse Building Gifts

Myspace then and now.

Man building a tree house

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

Tree house.

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

'Next, time, we'll meet at my place.'

Of course, the rent on the fourth floor is considerably higher.

Tree Cafe; Free Valet Parking

'We'll get a head start on goofing off.'

'I hope it;s an express.'

'I'm concerned that the children may be playing too rough.'

'It started out as a little tree house for the kids and we kept adding on to it.'

'Oh,oh, Regina has her lawyer with her.'

'Therapy always works best in a safe environment ... such as your old tree house.'

'How long you planning on staying up there, Bill?'

'Your childhood treehouse is where we will begin therapy....'

"It's got everything: northern exposure, hardwood floors, central tree."

'With such a tight budget we never thought it would be possible to build our dream home.'

"Well, he's a squirrel, so yes, he's a hoarder, but that does not help come Winter: he hoards books, not nuts!"

Tree growing

'I would love to play in your tree-house, but I can't climb trees...'

'Wow, forts really do come with cavalry!'

'I don't know what we were thinking, baking inside a tree...'

Caution - Men Working In Trees.

Plasterer skimming a wall

Woodpecker House

'I know you're at home, Oog -- I can see your feet!'

Children look up at their fort to find it's filled with cats.

'And we feel like, in a sense, you've outgrown the job.'

'I'd like to keep it a boys only club too, but this is HER tree house!'

'That's Kevin Hurley. He wants us to know he's an Eagle Scout.'

'Frank went out on a limb three years ago and stayed there.'