Treehouse Architects Gifts

'We'll get a head start on goofing off.'

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

Tree house.

'Next, time, we'll meet at my place.'

Tidy it up for the open house, and it wouldn't hurt to put out some freshly regurgitated worms. For sale.

Of course, the rent on the fourth floor is considerably higher.

'Frankly, I prefer the monkey's plans.'

Tree Cafe; Free Valet Parking

'I hope it;s an express.'

'I'm concerned that the children may be playing too rough.'

Joys of D.I.Y.

"Are you sure it's okay for cardinals to live at a Protestant church?"

Man building a tree house

'It started out as a little tree house for the kids and we kept adding on to it.'

'Oh,oh, Regina has her lawyer with her.'

"That could've been ours. But noooo...You and your DIY."

'Therapy always works best in a safe environment ... such as your old tree house.'

'How long you planning on staying up there, Bill?'

Sheds

'I would love to play in your tree-house, but I can't climb trees...'

'Wow, forts really do come with cavalry!'

'Your childhood treehouse is where we will begin therapy....'

Bird wife unhappy with the state of their birdhouse.

"Well, he's a squirrel, so yes, he's a hoarder, but that does not help come Winter: he hoards books, not nuts!"

Myspace then and now.

"It's got everything: northern exposure, hardwood floors, central tree."

'With such a tight budget we never thought it would be possible to build our dream home.'

'I don't know what we were thinking, baking inside a tree...'

'It's always the same design. I wish he'd get a more imaginative set of house plans.'

Caution - Men Working In Trees.

'He missed a 5-foot putt for eagle last year, so he had an exact replica of the green build into the yard.'

Man and boy looking at a birdhouse they have just built. It has a vacancy sign outside it like a motel.

Woodpecker House