Treehouse Architects Gifts

'We'll get a head start on goofing off.'

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

Tree house.

'Next, time, we'll meet at my place.'

'Frankly, I prefer the monkey's plans.'

Tree Cafe; Free Valet Parking

'I hope it;s an express.'

'I'm concerned that the children may be playing too rough.'

Joys of D.I.Y.

"Are you sure it's okay for cardinals to live at a Protestant church?"

Man building a tree house

'It started out as a little tree house for the kids and we kept adding on to it.'

'Oh,oh, Regina has her lawyer with her.'

'Therapy always works best in a safe environment ... such as your old tree house.'

"That could've been ours. But noooo...You and your DIY."

'How long you planning on staying up there, Bill?'

Sheds

'Wow, forts really do come with cavalry!'

'Your childhood treehouse is where we will begin therapy....'

Myspace then and now.

"It's got everything: northern exposure, hardwood floors, central tree."

'With such a tight budget we never thought it would be possible to build our dream home.'

Bird wife unhappy with the state of their birdhouse.

'I would love to play in your tree-house, but I can't climb trees...'

"Well, he's a squirrel, so yes, he's a hoarder, but that does not help come Winter: he hoards books, not nuts!"

'It's always the same design. I wish he'd get a more imaginative set of house plans.'

'I don't know what we were thinking, baking inside a tree...'

Man and boy looking at a birdhouse they have just built. It has a vacancy sign outside it like a motel.

Caution - Men Working In Trees.

Woodpecker House

'I know you're at home, Oog -- I can see your feet!'