Treehouse Architect Gifts

Tree house.

'I hope it;s an express.'

'Son, I'll put your treehouse back when the deer season is over.'

Man building a tree house

"...you've spoiled him with that Treehouse"

'I'm concerned that the children may be playing too rough.'

"First things first - let's discuss our terms of reference."

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

'Next, time, we'll meet at my place.'

'Frankly, I prefer the monkey's plans.'

Tree Cafe; Free Valet Parking

'We'll get a head start on goofing off.'

Joys of D.I.Y.

"Are you sure it's okay for cardinals to live at a Protestant church?"

'It started out as a little tree house for the kids and we kept adding on to it.'

'Oh,oh, Regina has her lawyer with her.'

"That could've been ours. But noooo...You and your DIY."

'Therapy always works best in a safe environment ... such as your old tree house.'

'How long you planning on staying up there, Bill?'

"Well, since his retirement from British Aerospace the only thing he's managed to do is build a bird table

Sheds

"It's got everything: northern exposure, hardwood floors, central tree."

Bird wife unhappy with the state of their birdhouse.

'Wow, forts really do come with cavalry!'

Myspace then and now.

'I would love to play in your tree-house, but I can't climb trees...'

'Your childhood treehouse is where we will begin therapy....'

'With such a tight budget we never thought it would be possible to build our dream home.'

'It's always the same design. I wish he'd get a more imaginative set of house plans.'

'I don't know what we were thinking, baking inside a tree...'

"The garden is my résumé."

Caution - Men Working In Trees.