Treehouse Architect Gifts

Tree house.

'I hope it;s an express.'

'Son, I'll put your treehouse back when the deer season is over.'

Man building a tree house

"...you've spoiled him with that Treehouse"

'I'm concerned that the children may be playing too rough.'

"First things first - let's discuss our terms of reference."

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

Of course, the rent on the fourth floor is considerably higher.

Tidy it up for the open house, and it wouldn't hurt to put out some freshly regurgitated worms. For sale.

'Next, time, we'll meet at my place.'

'Frankly, I prefer the monkey's plans.'

Tree Cafe; Free Valet Parking

'We'll get a head start on goofing off.'

Joys of D.I.Y.

"Are you sure it's okay for cardinals to live at a Protestant church?"

'It started out as a little tree house for the kids and we kept adding on to it.'

'Oh,oh, Regina has her lawyer with her.'

'Therapy always works best in a safe environment ... such as your old tree house.'

"That could've been ours. But noooo...You and your DIY."

"Well, since his retirement from British Aerospace the only thing he's managed to do is build a bird table

'How long you planning on staying up there, Bill?'

Sheds

'With such a tight budget we never thought it would be possible to build our dream home.'

Bird wife unhappy with the state of their birdhouse.

'I would love to play in your tree-house, but I can't climb trees...'

'Your childhood treehouse is where we will begin therapy....'

'Wow, forts really do come with cavalry!'

Myspace then and now.

"It's got everything: northern exposure, hardwood floors, central tree."

'I don't know what we were thinking, baking inside a tree...'

'It's always the same design. I wish he'd get a more imaginative set of house plans.'