Treehouse Enthusiast Gifts

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

'And the 4th bedroom?'

'I don't know what we were thinking, baking inside a tree...'

'I'd like to keep it a boys only club too, but this is HER tree house!'

'Now to the layperson this may seem like just a junky little house, but it's actually a really nice treehouse. . . conveniently located on the ground.'

'Did you see who's moving next door!?

Caution - Men Working In Trees.

'My Mom was a call girl - and retired after 20 years at the phone company.'

'Now that's some treehouse!'

"Mom is an ER nurse."

"Considering the rental market, this property offers a fantastic view, and they'll drop the restrictions."

"If you are going to live in the trees I have some great camp gadgets you might like..."

'It started out as a little tree house for the kids and we kept adding on to it.'

'I thought you were playing hide and seek with Grandma!'

'How long you planning on staying up there, Bill?'

'Steve's divorce was really harsh - His wife got the house.'

'I'm afraid we're going to have to charge your club with sex discrimination.'

Tree house.

Excited children watch as Dad builds a tree house - only for their parents to use it and not let them in.

'Hi We're your neighbours from Tree Tops'

Building a treehouse may be harder than I thought.

"In today's market, this little gem with a view won't last long."

"Mom got the house."

"It's got everything: northern exposure, hardwood floors, central tree."

Tree Cafe; Free Valet Parking

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

Do you have anything bigger?

"I brought cocoa."

The native sweet bay species will make a beautiful grove. They'll give you pleasure and increase your house value! Tree's tree nursery. Hmm

'Next, time, we'll meet at my place.'

Stop and Birch

Of course, the rent on the fourth floor is considerably higher.