Treehouse Lover Gifts

'I know you're at home, Oog -- I can see your feet!'

'Wow, forts really do come with cavalry!'

Children look up at their fort to find it's filled with cats.

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

Deforestation.

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

Tree house.

"Do we always have to work through lunch?"

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

'Next, time, we'll meet at my place.'

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

Psychic to Leylandii tree - 'You will reach great heights.'

'Remember, we're planting a tree, not burying a bone.'

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.

Tree Cafe; Free Valet Parking

"All good Lucy, I've cleared the beach: you can safely go and lay your eggs now..."

'I'm concerned that the children may be playing too rough.'

"I've been really craving Italian food for months now. Can you grab me two kilos of rigatoni, three kilos of fettuccini, and a bigger shell? The one I have is feeling a bit too tight lately."

"I guess there ain't room in this town for two bonsai specialists."

'It started out as a little tree house for the kids and we kept adding on to it.'

Fox hunting.

"Hey! I know a howl of derision when I hear one!"

'Can you pass me the saw-dust when you're finished with it Darling?'

'Oh,oh, Regina has her lawyer with her.'

'Therapy always works best in a safe environment ... such as your old tree house.'

Ozone layer claims another victim.

'How long you planning on staying up there, Bill?'

"A man threatens to destroy town with army of turtles after dispute with city hall. Local authorities initiate a shell-ter in place in preparation for the noc-turtle invasion."

'Look Mummy: I've put on my shell all by myself...'

"Do you have anything on the menu without maple syrup on it?"