Treehouse Aficionado Gifts

"What sick person would chop your mom not pieces and make you wear her?"

'Therapy always works best in a safe environment ... such as your old tree house.'

Clubhouse No Bitches

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

Tree house.

Do you have anything bigger?

"I brought cocoa."

D.I.Y

'Next, time, we'll meet at my place.'

Stop and Birch

'I hope it;s an express.'

Tree Cafe; Free Valet Parking

'We'll get a head start on goofing off.'

'I'm concerned that the children may be playing too rough.'

'It started out as a little tree house for the kids and we kept adding on to it.'

Man building a tree house

Spring in Japan.

Tree Squirrel

'Oh,oh, Regina has her lawyer with her.'

"How do you know it's my leaves clogging the shower drain?"

"Looks like you both suffer from IBS. You...irritable bowel. Your friend...irritable burl."

'How long you planning on staying up there, Bill?'

No tree hugging.

"The best laid plans of mice and men... differ materially in their objectives."

"It's got everything: northern exposure, hardwood floors, central tree."

'I would love to play in your tree-house, but I can't climb trees...'

'With such a tight budget we never thought it would be possible to build our dream home.'

Dog excited watching a new tree being planted

'Wow, forts really do come with cavalry!'

'Your childhood treehouse is where we will begin therapy....'

Myspace then and now.

'I don't know what we were thinking, baking inside a tree...'