Treehouses Gifts

'Oh,oh, Regina has her lawyer with her.'

'And the 4th bedroom?'

'I don't know what we were thinking, baking inside a tree...'

'Did you see who's moving next door!?

Caution - Men Working In Trees.

"We've been offered NATO membership."

House for Sale.

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

'I'm concerned that the children may be playing too rough.'

Hang on in there!

Clubhouse No Bitches

'Uh-oh....'

Tree house.

'I would love to play in your tree-house, but I can't climb trees...'

Excited children watch as Dad builds a tree house - only for their parents to use it and not let them in.

'You can only come in if you've been CRB checked.'

'Don't worry, I'll just jump on the car roof when I want to get down.'

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

Intelligent people laugh too!

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

Hermit Crabapple Tree

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

Selfie Stick

"It's just a tree."

Tree Passion

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

“Hey Everyone! It’s the first day of Fall! Okay, you go first!”