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'Next, time, we'll meet at my place.'

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

Tree house.

Do you have anything bigger?

"I brought cocoa."

The native sweet bay species will make a beautiful grove. They'll give you pleasure and increase your house value! Tree's tree nursery. Hmm

Stop and Birch

'I'm concerned that the children may be playing too rough.'

'I hope it;s an express.'

'We'll get a head start on goofing off.'

Tree Cafe; Free Valet Parking

Man building a tree house

'It started out as a little tree house for the kids and we kept adding on to it.'

Tree Squirrel

'Oh,oh, Regina has her lawyer with her.'

"How do you know it's my leaves clogging the shower drain?"

'Therapy always works best in a safe environment ... such as your old tree house.'

An Early Ventriloquist Meets His Future Dummy

"The best laid plans of mice and men... differ materially in their objectives."

Frank and Ernest Nursery. We sell mature trees. Come in for a shady deal. Uh, Ernie, about this sign you put out.

"Looks like you both suffer from IBS. You...irritable bowel. Your friend...irritable burl."

No tree hugging.

'How long you planning on staying up there, Bill?'

'Your childhood treehouse is where we will begin therapy....'

'I would love to play in your tree-house, but I can't climb trees...'

"It's got everything: northern exposure, hardwood floors, central tree."

Myspace then and now.

Dog excited watching a new tree being planted

'Wow, forts really do come with cavalry!'

"Sorry, we only do cats in trees."