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'I borrowed some shingles for my tree house.'

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

"Steady. This is going to be so sweet."

Tree house.

'Next, time, we'll meet at my place.'

Bird about to dive from diving board into birdbath

'All right, Dave, you've smelled the flowers. Now get back to work.'

Tree Cafe; Free Valet Parking

"We're going to build in Rhinebeck, once Steven finds the right brick."

'I'm concerned that the children may be playing too rough.'

'I hope it;s an express.'

'We'll get a head start on goofing off.'

Man building a tree house

'It started out as a little tree house for the kids and we kept adding on to it.'

'Oh,oh, Regina has her lawyer with her.'

'You'll have to install a ramp, sir -- you're discriminating against disabled birds.'

'Therapy always works best in a safe environment ... such as your old tree house.'

'How long you planning on staying up there, Bill?'

"We'd like you to think of it not as a 'brick', but rather as an essential component of a potential self-build project."

"It's got everything: northern exposure, hardwood floors, central tree."

Myspace then and now.

'Before you say it's got some old parts, remember that you installed it.'

'I would love to play in your tree-house, but I can't climb trees...'

'With such a tight budget we never thought it would be possible to build our dream home.'

'Wow, forts really do come with cavalry!'

'Your childhood treehouse is where we will begin therapy....'

'I don't know what we were thinking, baking inside a tree...'

Caution - Men Working In Trees.

Children look up at their fort to find it's filled with cats.

'I know you're at home, Oog -- I can see your feet!'