Tree-hugging Enthusiast T-Shirts

"It started as a little harmless tree-hugging and sort of grew from there."

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

Monkey-artist

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

Do you have anything bigger?

"I brought cocoa."

'New Age Dog Park' Dogs commune with Nature.

Stop and Birch

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

'I mean...'

'Mom, Dad... we found out that in a previous life, Sheila was a dog and I was a tree. That's why we decided to marry to continue this promising relationship!'

Psychic to Leylandii tree - 'You will reach great heights.'

"Enough with the treehugging already!"

'Remember, we're planting a tree, not burying a bone.'

Childhood

'Can you pass me the saw-dust when you're finished with it Darling?'

Tree Squirrel

"How do you know it's my leaves clogging the shower drain?"

Ozone layer claims another victim.

Camouflage Unit

"So....are we, like, dating now? Or what?"

"My mum's favourite recipes are: birch with mayonnaise, oak with tomato sauce, hazel with Dijon mustard, beech with salt and pepper and pine with soy sauce..."

"You had too many characters in your last tweet."

"Looks like you both suffer from IBS. You...irritable bowel. Your friend...irritable burl."

"If a tree falls in the forest and no-one hears it.".... "Then your illegal logging business is a success."

No tree hugging.

An Early Ventriloquist Meets His Future Dummy

"The best laid plans of mice and men... differ materially in their objectives."

"Sorry, we only do cats in trees."