Tree-hugging Enthusiast T-Shirts

"It started as a little harmless tree-hugging and sort of grew from there."

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

Who should be the next eco-club president? The most vegan? The most carbon neutral? The most into solar? Eco-club. But we need someone who will attract kids to the environmental cause. Then it's obvious. The most popular. Or most athletic!

Monkey-artist

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

Do you have anything bigger?

"I brought cocoa."

The native sweet bay species will make a beautiful grove. They'll give you pleasure and increase your house value! Tree's tree nursery. Hmm

'New Age Dog Park' Dogs commune with Nature.

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."

Stop and Birch

'I mean...'

'Mom, Dad... we found out that in a previous life, Sheila was a dog and I was a tree. That's why we decided to marry to continue this promising relationship!'

Psychic to Leylandii tree - 'You will reach great heights.'

"Enough with the treehugging already!"

'Remember, we're planting a tree, not burying a bone.'

'Can you pass me the saw-dust when you're finished with it Darling?'

Tree Squirrel

Childhood

"How do you know it's my leaves clogging the shower drain?"

Ozone layer claims another victim.

Camouflage Unit

No tree hugging.

"So....are we, like, dating now? Or what?"

The Re-Giving Tree

"My mum's favourite recipes are: birch with mayonnaise, oak with tomato sauce, hazel with Dijon mustard, beech with salt and pepper and pine with soy sauce..."

"You had too many characters in your last tweet."

"The best laid plans of mice and men... differ materially in their objectives."

"Looks like you both suffer from IBS. You...irritable bowel. Your friend...irritable burl."

An Early Ventriloquist Meets His Future Dummy

"If a tree falls in the forest and no-one hears it.".... "Then your illegal logging business is a success."

Frank and Ernest Nursery. We sell mature trees. Come in for a shady deal. Uh, Ernie, about this sign you put out.