Tree Enthusiasts Mugs

"Looks like you both suffer from IBS. You...irritable bowel. Your friend...irritable burl."

"Mark my words, son, you're going to be massive"

Just for fun, Eunice likes to read palms.

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

It's estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels.

Tree house.

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

Do you have anything bigger?

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

"I brought cocoa."

D.I.Y

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

Stop and Birch

'Next, time, we'll meet at my place.'

Psychic to Leylandii tree - 'You will reach great heights.'

"Today, son, you are a man."

'Remember, we're planting a tree, not burying a bone.'

Tree Cafe; Free Valet Parking

'... Of course it's expensive. It doesn't grow on trees you know!'

'Vanity, thy name is Maple.'

'It's only now that we've chopped down all of the trees that we can see the damage we've done'

'Can you pass me the saw-dust when you're finished with it Darling?'

'It started out as a little tree house for the kids and we kept adding on to it.'

'I Love the touch of your dry flakey skin!'

Childhood

Tree Squirrel

"How do you know it's my leaves clogging the shower drain?"

Ozone layer claims another victim.

"My mum's favourite recipes are: birch with mayonnaise, oak with tomato sauce, hazel with Dijon mustard, beech with salt and pepper and pine with soy sauce..."

An Early Ventriloquist Meets His Future Dummy

Camouflage Unit