Tree Preservation Enthusiast Mugs

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

Tree house.

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

It's estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels.

Do you have anything bigger?

"I brought cocoa."

D.I.Y

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

Stop and Birch

'Next, time, we'll meet at my place.'

"Today, son, you are a man."

'FIre me and you're in big trouble. I'm on the endangered species list!'

Tree Cafe; Free Valet Parking

'... Of course it's expensive. It doesn't grow on trees you know!'

'It's only now that we've chopped down all of the trees that we can see the damage we've done'

Tree Squirrel

'I Love the touch of your dry flakey skin!'

'It started out as a little tree house for the kids and we kept adding on to it.'

"Our hobby is finding old, run-down Victorian houses and levelling them."

'Green Peace'

Childhood

'The environment people only worry about endangered species, not endangered individuals.'

Endangered Species.

"How do you know it's my leaves clogging the shower drain?"

'Therapy always works best in a safe environment ... such as your old tree house.'

Lumberjack Christmases.

No tree hugging.

"The best laid plans of mice and men... differ materially in their objectives."

'How long you planning on staying up there, Bill?'