Tree Preservation Enthusiast Prints

'Every year we have a contest with the neighbors to see who has the last needle left on their tree.'

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

Tree house.

It's estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels.

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

Do you have anything bigger?

"I brought cocoa."

D.I.Y

The native sweet bay species will make a beautiful grove. They'll give you pleasure and increase your house value! Tree's tree nursery. Hmm

'Next, time, we'll meet at my place.'

Stop and Birch

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

"Today, son, you are a man."

'FIre me and you're in big trouble. I'm on the endangered species list!'

Tree Cafe; Free Valet Parking

'... Of course it's expensive. It doesn't grow on trees you know!'

'It's only now that we've chopped down all of the trees that we can see the damage we've done'

Tree Squirrel

'It started out as a little tree house for the kids and we kept adding on to it.'

'Green Peace'

'I Love the touch of your dry flakey skin!'

'The environment people only worry about endangered species, not endangered individuals.'

"Our hobby is finding old, run-down Victorian houses and levelling them."

Childhood

Endangered Species.

"How do you know it's my leaves clogging the shower drain?"

'Therapy always works best in a safe environment ... such as your old tree house.'

Lumberjack Christmases.

No tree hugging.

"Look at this terrible mess! Let's all roll up our sleeves and clean it up!"

"The best laid plans of mice and men... differ materially in their objectives."