Tree Trimming Aficionado Prints

'I'm your neighbor downstairs. May I use your terrace to prune my tree?'

"You gotta admit, it's straight now."

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

Do you have anything bigger?

"I brought cocoa."

D.I.Y

Stop and Birch

"Today, son, you are a man."

'... Of course it's expensive. It doesn't grow on trees you know!'

Childhood

Tree Squirrel

Spring in Japan.

"How do you know it's my leaves clogging the shower drain?"

'Therapy always works best in a safe environment ... such as your old tree house.'

Lumberjack Christmases.

No tree hugging.

"The best laid plans of mice and men... differ materially in their objectives."

"Looks like you both suffer from IBS. You...irritable bowel. Your friend...irritable burl."

Dog excited watching a new tree being planted

"We can do this the easy way, or we can do this the hard way."

'Peter Brady, you get down from there right now! Pear trees are for partridges only!'

'Your transplant went OK, but you'll have to get your ears pruned occasionally.'

"When I was a kid? Well...me and your dad would just head out the back door and pick our tree!" "Wow! Grandpa owned a plastics factory!"

Types of Willow Trees: Weeping, Freaked Out, Post-Nap and Super-Toned.

'The owner is motivated.'

"Cut me off when I start to sway."

'You wait until I'm bigger...'

Two Trees Discuss Politics 'It'd be nice to someday see a tree in the Oval Office. You know, other than as furniture.'

Tree Crash: Tree Care Specialist

'The plums are dry. It's time to prune.'

"Redwood or oak?"

"It's okay, it only thinks it has Dutch Elm Disease!"