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'I'm your neighbor downstairs. May I use your terrace to prune my tree?'

"You gotta admit, it's straight now."

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

Do you have anything bigger?

"I brought cocoa."

D.I.Y

The native sweet bay species will make a beautiful grove. They'll give you pleasure and increase your house value! Tree's tree nursery. Hmm

Stop and Birch

"Today, son, you are a man."

'... Of course it's expensive. It doesn't grow on trees you know!'

Childhood

Spring in Japan.

Tree Squirrel

"How do you know it's my leaves clogging the shower drain?"

'Therapy always works best in a safe environment ... such as your old tree house.'

"Looks like you both suffer from IBS. You...irritable bowel. Your friend...irritable burl."

No tree hugging.

Frank and Ernest Nursery. We sell mature trees. Come in for a shady deal. Uh, Ernie, about this sign you put out.

"The best laid plans of mice and men... differ materially in their objectives."

Lumberjack Christmases.

"We can do this the easy way, or we can do this the hard way."

Dog excited watching a new tree being planted

'Your transplant went OK, but you'll have to get your ears pruned occasionally.'

'Peter Brady, you get down from there right now! Pear trees are for partridges only!'

"When I was a kid? Well...me and your dad would just head out the back door and pick our tree!" "Wow! Grandpa owned a plastics factory!"

Types of Willow Trees: Weeping, Freaked Out, Post-Nap and Super-Toned.

'Run Forest, Run!'

'The owner is motivated.'

"It's okay, it only thinks it has Dutch Elm Disease!"

Two Trees Discuss Politics 'It'd be nice to someday see a tree in the Oval Office. You know, other than as furniture.'

'You wait until I'm bigger...'

'Here's a nice one, 'The Oaks', but where are the oaks?'

Tree Crash: Tree Care Specialist