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'I'm filming a cutting-hedge documentary.'

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

Bumble Bee

"Can you give me a haircut that says, 'If you mess with my budget I'll rip out your soul, wring it like a dish towel, and drink it from a teacup'?"

"Beware of God"

Sheep are sheared and then shown a mirror.

Grass huggers.

"All our workers are working from home today."

'My dad cut it. My mother repaired it. Now, I'm looking for some professional maintainance.'

"We can do this the easy way, or we can do this the hard way."

"Haircuts...cast out evil thoughts..."

'Just the usual, thanks.'

"We could start a band."

"Oh believe me, I know full well the importance of nutrition: If I had been fed more Royal Jelly, I would be a queen now..."

Child cutting her brother's hair

'His mother wants to know if you'll give him a haircut after you remove his tonsils.'

Spring cleaning.

'Joe said he had some special bulbs.'

Notice - Salt Kills

'Must be Pandora's.'

'I am going to do a spot of gardening, have you seen my ear protectors?'

Barber has strapped boy in barber chair with a safety belt.

Mr. Cranky Pants Plants A Garden Part 8

'The plums are dry. It's time to prune.'

'Wow, you got Bob! Lucky you, he's definitely the best shearer around!'

Bovine Fast Food

'Watching ant TV!'

Boxer beaten by a rake.

Rudy, we're going to have to cut expenses. We already did that, boss. I don't think you're clear on the concept, minion. It's a way of life. Did you read one book and then never read again? Did you listen to one song and then never listen to another again? Did you kiss someone once and then never again? Cutting expenses isn't something you do just once. A good businessman cuts expenses constantly. Whether he needs to or not. You trim the fat. When you run out of fat, you trim the nerves and the

'I'm not going to that barber again.'

Man cutting hedge into shape of a woman.

"I know exactly how you like your hair cut - it's here in your FBI file."