Hedge Trimming Enthusiast Gifts

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

Bumble Bee

"Beware of God"

Sheep are sheared and then shown a mirror.

Grass huggers.

"All our workers are working from home today."

'My dad cut it. My mother repaired it. Now, I'm looking for some professional maintainance.'

"Haircuts...cast out evil thoughts..."

"We can do this the easy way, or we can do this the hard way."

'Just the usual, thanks.'

"We could start a band."

"Oh believe me, I know full well the importance of nutrition: If I had been fed more Royal Jelly, I would be a queen now..."

Child cutting her brother's hair

'His mother wants to know if you'll give him a haircut after you remove his tonsils.'

Notice - Salt Kills

'I am going to do a spot of gardening, have you seen my ear protectors?'

Spring cleaning.

'Must be Pandora's.'

'Joe said he had some special bulbs.'

Barber has strapped boy in barber chair with a safety belt.

'Watching ant TV!'

'The plums are dry. It's time to prune.'

'Wow, you got Bob! Lucky you, he's definitely the best shearer around!'

Boxer beaten by a rake.

Man cutting hedge into shape of a woman.

Football and Pumpkin

'I'm not going to that barber again.'

"I know exactly how you like your hair cut - it's here in your FBI file."