Hair Trim Enthusiast Gifts

"I'm not letting down my hair, I'm just overdue for a trim."

Love at First Sight

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

"Absolutely not!"

"Be creative...!"

'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!'

"Can you give me a haircut that says, 'If you mess with my budget I'll rip out your soul, wring it like a dish towel, and drink it from a teacup'?"

'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

"Like my new haircut?"

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

Curling your hair for no reason

INSTANT GREY HAIR TREATMENT.

'More hair than brains.'

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, what is up with my hair?!"

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

Square Cut

'Doris,I told you not to use that sweet smelling Hair spray.'

Missing my hair.

"We have a very special relationship with our barber."

The barber

Sheep are sheared and then shown a mirror.

Little Red Riding Hood in Dallas

"First, go fix your head. You've got Hibernation Head."

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

This year I'm a different person. I'm starting school as the new, cooler me. Way to go, Twig! Diner. Everyone will notice the change. It feels kind of risky. I've never worn my hair down!

"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?"

Hairstyles

Quick Spring Fling

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."