Hedge Trimmers Gifts

Hedgehog Trimmer

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

'The hair specialist is down the hall.'

Not you. Your hair.

"Lovely dovetail."

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

New Swiss Army Knife

Grass huggers.

Getting the Christmas Tree Home.

'The government is telling us to get rid of 43% of meaningless targets within the next 6 months!'

"Most projects require three hands."

"You forgot to adjust your hilling discs again, didn't you?"

Using plant pots to reach inaccessible object

Dave had yet to master his new nail machine gun.

'I am going to do a spot of gardening, have you seen my ear protectors?'

Spring cleaning.

Matador face to face with a Toro lawnmower.

Scrapyard Worker

Topiary chicken lays an egg.

Christmas tree lights - "Are they on yet love?"

Gracie cuts the bottom branches off the Christmas tree to make room for presents.

"Darling, size is not important!"

Never criticise his creative efforts...

Charlie Dimmock T-shirts for gardeners.

Christmas 2020

Christmas.

Plato's Republic as it was written and as it would have been written if Plato's academy had invested in a good word processor,

"Told you the tree needed trimming."

"Spray me.""Trim me.""Prune me.""Mow me.""Weed me.""Fix me.""Paint me."

Hair trigger

"I tell you, this is 'cutting hedge' technology."

"I lost control of the mower and composted most of your garden."

What? I thought it would help us blend in.