Hedge Trimmer Extraordinaire Gifts

Spring cleaning.

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

'The hair specialist is down the hall.'

Not you. Your hair.

"Beware of God"

Grass huggers.

Getting the Christmas Tree Home.

'The government is telling us to get rid of 43% of meaningless targets within the next 6 months!'

"You forgot to adjust your hilling discs again, didn't you?"

Using plant pots to reach inaccessible object

'I am going to do a spot of gardening, have you seen my ear protectors?'

Man cutting hedge into shape of a woman.

Matador face to face with a Toro lawnmower.

Topiary chicken lays an egg.

Christmas tree lights - "Are they on yet love?"

Plato's Republic as it was written and as it would have been written if Plato's academy had invested in a good word processor,

Never criticise his creative efforts...

Christmas 2020

Charlie Dimmock T-shirts for gardeners.

Christmas.

Gracie cuts the bottom branches off the Christmas tree to make room for presents.

Fred found it was easier to blow torch leaves than rake them.

"I'm not letting down my hair, I'm just overdue for a trim."

Barbers Shop: 'I think we can manage the look you're after sir - just stand with your back against...'

"I tell you, this is 'cutting hedge' technology."

Wishing you a very happy christmas

Hedgehog Trimmer

What? I thought it would help us blend in.

'I'm filming a cutting-hedge documentary.'

'You've got the wrong end of the stick again. The problem is this end. '

'Hey buddy, can you cut down that one to give me a better view?'

"... Of course 'you've never let success go to your head'. You've never been successful at anything!"

"You gotta admit, it's straight now."

'Your Father's out there somewhere, son. See if you can find him.'