Ego-trimmer Gifts

"... Of course 'you've never let success go to your head'. You've never been successful at anything!"

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

New Swiss Army Knife

"When you put on the uniform, you surrender a part of yourself."

Important Muscles.

'The government is telling us to get rid of 43% of meaningless targets within the next 6 months!'

"Most projects require three hands."

"On a personal note, my wife, Ann, and I have agreed to separate, as I've fallen in love with the sound of my own voice."

You will do as I command...'It had a power surge.'

"You forgot to adjust your hilling discs again, didn't you?"

"Does it have a chapter on using the phone to call someone who can do it right?"

Dave had yet to master his new nail machine gun.

'I am going to do a spot of gardening, have you seen my ear protectors?'

"In your skill set I see that you listed, 'Proofleader.'"

Menace.

'What's this 'H' file?'

Spring cleaning.

Adult attention deficit disorders (A.A.D.D.)

Scrapyard Worker

Christmas tree lights - "Are they on yet love?"

'We'd make a great circus act. He balances the checkbook and I juggle the bills.'

"When they used him on a NASA shuttle, it gave him a big head!"

"Darling, size is not important!"

Charlie Dimmock T-shirts for gardeners.

Plato's Republic as it was written and as it would have been written if Plato's academy had invested in a good word processor,

Christmas 2020

Christmas.

A man connected to his PC.

Gracie cuts the bottom branches off the Christmas tree to make room for presents.

Hair trigger

"I tell you, this is 'cutting hedge' technology."