Ego-trimmer T-Shirts

"... Of course 'you've never let success go to your head'. You've never been successful at anything!"

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

New Swiss Army Knife

"When you put on the uniform, you surrender a part of yourself."

Important Muscles.

'The government is telling us to get rid of 43% of meaningless targets within the next 6 months!'

"Most projects require three hands."

"On a personal note, my wife, Ann, and I have agreed to separate, as I've fallen in love with the sound of my own voice."

You will do as I command...'It had a power surge.'

"You forgot to adjust your hilling discs again, didn't you?"

"Does it have a chapter on using the phone to call someone who can do it right?"

Dave had yet to master his new nail machine gun.

'I am going to do a spot of gardening, have you seen my ear protectors?'

"In your skill set I see that you listed, 'Proofleader.'"

Menace.

'What's this 'H' file?'

Spring cleaning.

Adult attention deficit disorders (A.A.D.D.)

Scrapyard Worker

Christmas tree lights - "Are they on yet love?"

'We'd make a great circus act. He balances the checkbook and I juggle the bills.'

"When they used him on a NASA shuttle, it gave him a big head!"

"Darling, size is not important!"

Charlie Dimmock T-shirts for gardeners.

Plato's Republic as it was written and as it would have been written if Plato's academy had invested in a good word processor,

Christmas 2020

Christmas.

A man connected to his PC.

Gracie cuts the bottom branches off the Christmas tree to make room for presents.

Hair trigger

"I tell you, this is 'cutting hedge' technology."