Hedge Trimmer Hero T-Shirts

Charlie Dimmock T-shirts for gardeners.

'I am going to do a spot of gardening, have you seen my ear protectors?'

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

'The hair specialist is down the hall.'

Not you. Your hair.

Grass huggers.

"I like keeping bees, but it's so hard keeping all their names straight."

Beware of the Undergrowth.

Getting the Christmas Tree Home.

'The government is telling us to get rid of 43% of meaningless targets within the next 6 months!'

I'm starting a lawn-mowing service instead of going to camp. Excellent. Can I have a loan to get started? What for? Gas can, tool cart, mower blade, sharpening and insurance in case I cut off my foot or someone's prized peony. Maybe we can afford summer camp. It's a bargain.

"You forgot to adjust your hilling discs again, didn't you?"

Using plant pots to reach inaccessible object

Spring cleaning.

'Should we upgrade the levees or just go hydroponic?'

Bob has natural animal magnetism.

Matador face to face with a Toro lawnmower.

Two boys having a water fight.

Two hoses, one labeled 'H2' and the other '0'.

"Tidy Tim."

Christmas tree lights - "Are they on yet love?"

Topiary chicken lays an egg.

Christmas 2020

Christmas.

Gracie cuts the bottom branches off the Christmas tree to make room for presents.

"Spray me.""Trim me.""Prune me.""Mow me.""Weed me.""Fix me.""Paint me."

I have a balanced financial portfolio and I keep these plants trimmed. Those are my hedging strategies.

Never criticise his creative efforts...

"I tell you, this is 'cutting hedge' technology."

Wishing you a very happy christmas

What? I thought it would help us blend in.

Hedgehog Trimmer

"I lost control of the mower and composted most of your garden."

Man has the top of his head cut off by a home barber kit.