Ego Lifter T-Shirts

Important Muscles.

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

"Have you tried barking at the moon?"

A sturdy hand-hold against the vicissitudes of life: $1.00 per minute.

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

Sale. To do this job you just need to follow the old adage and "dance like nobody's watching"!

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

"Mrs. Beasley, send the employees a memo stating that, from now on, they are to refer to me as 'Alpha Male'."

'I've chosen you for fresh, new ideas.'

'You're right, Mr. Benson, no question about it...I agree...yes! Absolutely! Yes...yes...'

"I'm treating you like a living deity for one day."

The Boss.

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

'I don't need such a big office as this. My ego does.'

"And afterwards, I'll be signing my new DVD of this presentation in the lobby."

Library: The Weight lifting Section.

"Negative net force puts object in motion. Positive net force will be applied when Digby apologizes for eating my yoghurt."

'I think winning that last hand went to Bob's head, because he now has an entourage.'

"I'm sorry, Mr. Wilson, but your hair just doesn't say anything to me today."

I'm ego surfing right now, looking up my name on different search engines.

'It's me, Santa... I've had work done.'

'Which program would you like - the use it or lose it, or use it to lose it?'

Wife asking husband what resolutions he is going to make for the new century

C'mon, Randall, cheer up....everybody dies.

The great and near-great

'Any improvement?' - 'Yes, my arms are getting longer.'

"I was building up my pecs."

"He claims he does the work of two employees."

"In short, then, I'm looking for a job that matches my sense of entitlement!"

Man getting so excited he lifts his desk up.'

Gym. At some point you're going to have to raise the bar.

"On a personal note, my wife, Ann, and I have agreed to separate, as I've fallen in love with the sound of my own voice."

"Wife and two hernias to support!"

"And, for God's sake, don't let anyone finish my novel!"