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'I think winning that last hand went to Bob's head, because he now has an entourage.'

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

"Being the smartest girl in third grade is going to Melinda's head."

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Important Muscles.

'He has been like that ever since he had a small part in 'Finding Nemo'!'

"Goodnight, Dan, you handsome devil!"

'You're right, Mr. Benson, no question about it...I agree...yes! Absolutely! Yes...yes...'

"Fill'er up with testosterone."

Cat with Crown.

Pierre was full of himself.

'Some people say they're ego-compensation, but what do they know.'

'You'll like this, sir. Instead of the usual boring bio, this year I've done your creation myth.'

Personal Cheerleader.

'Way to go! You too, way to go!' It was true. They both had a way to go.

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Poser

'Why hide it. I do this for me.'

'Just because the alignment of the system wasn't maintained during rapid sample exchange, it's no threat to your manhood.'

I'm not sharing top billing with you on my radio hour. I created it. I am the vision, the reason people tune in, but I'm not a tyrant. I agree you should get your name in the show's title. The Sadie Cohen Radio Hour graciously allows a pervert to make occasional comments. Speak, pervert. Bite me, Tyrant.

Narcissus

"Morning Gorgeous!"

'He eats his yogurt and carrot sticks out of a grease-stained brown bag to preserve his macho image.'

Ms. Walsh, I'll be unavailable today...I'm spending it with my ego wall.

Theoresentful

"Missing out at the AWARDS was BIG upset to Jim...but luckily his team has rallied around to repair the damage...to his ego!"

Ssomething tells me this award has gone to his head!

"I'm not conceited although, heaven knows, I have every right to be..."

"Don't think you can just come in here and self-describe."

'It appears the God complex doesn't carry over to the golf links.'

Lady with an inflatable dinner date.

ATM at gas station.

"The only person you can dial is yourself."

'Am I biased or are my ideas always best?'