Ego Inflator Pillows

'I think winning that last hand went to Bob's head, because he now has an entourage.'

"Being the smartest girl in third grade is going to Melinda's head."

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

Ego Increasing School

Important Muscles.

'He has been like that ever since he had a small part in 'Finding Nemo'!'

'You're right, Mr. Benson, no question about it...I agree...yes! Absolutely! Yes...yes...'

"Goodnight, Dan, you handsome devil!"

"Fill'er up with testosterone."

Cat with Crown.

'You'll like this, sir. Instead of the usual boring bio, this year I've done your creation myth.'

'Some people say they're ego-compensation, but what do they know.'

Pierre was full of himself.

Personal Cheerleader.

Poser

'Why hide it. I do this for me.'

100% Bombast-Filled Parka

'Way to go! You too, way to go!' It was true. They both had a way to go.

'Just because the alignment of the system wasn't maintained during rapid sample exchange, it's no threat to your manhood.'

Narcissus

'He eats his yogurt and carrot sticks out of a grease-stained brown bag to preserve his macho image.'

"Morning Gorgeous!"

Ms. Walsh, I'll be unavailable today...I'm spending it with my ego wall.

Ssomething tells me this award has gone to his head!

Lady with an inflatable dinner date.

"I'm not conceited although, heaven knows, I have every right to be..."

'It appears the God complex doesn't carry over to the golf links.'

"Don't think you can just come in here and self-describe."

"Missing out at the AWARDS was BIG upset to Jim...but luckily his team has rallied around to repair the damage...to his ego!"

'Am I biased or are my ideas always best?'

'Thank you for that kind introduction, Ed, but frankly, I would've liked a little further ado.'