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'Why hide it. I do this for me.'

"Being the smartest girl in third grade is going to Melinda's head."

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

'Trouble is they always forget to return them...'

Jumping cheerleaders

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Cheerleaders

Say balls to testicular cancer, remember to check your crown jewels regularly.

"Unfortunately the first thing they cut was the stationery budget..."

Ego Increasing School

How Optimism Works

It was getting harder and harder to stay psyched.

'You're right, Mr. Benson, no question about it...I agree...yes! Absolutely! Yes...yes...'

"Goodnight, Dan, you handsome devil!"

"Fill'er up with testosterone."

'Selling a stock and marking a profit is better than selling it at a loss, if only for the bragging rights.'

'Some people say they're ego-compensation, but what do they know.'

"I guess exercise will make me feel more energetic, but I feel like I'm wasting all my energy exercising!"

Personal Cheerleader.

Mensa gym...we exercise the mind!

'No more appointments today, Miss Mitchell. I'm all psyched out.'

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'Way to go! You too, way to go!' It was true. They both had a way to go.

"Your mother's going to be up there all day, kids. One of her students said her class meant everything to her!"

"Switch me on please..."

Narcissus

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4 Great Life Hacks for the Holidays!

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'Uh oh, looks like he had a tough day at the office: Let's jump around to cheer him up...'

'I just love to watch you get the sales staff fired up, Johnson.'

Ms. Walsh, I'll be unavailable today...I'm spending it with my ego wall.