Energy Booster Pillows

Cheerleaders

Zumba

Get up and go

We leave Jim alone until he's at least 90% charged. (49%)

"I guess exercise will make me feel more energetic, but I feel like I'm wasting all my energy exercising!"

'I just love to watch you get the sales staff fired up, Johnson.'

Breakfast of Champions

"Can you get me my energy drink?"

'Hey, uh, maybe you oughta take a break from the sugar water.'

"To get more productivity, I replaced the employee's coffee with an energy drink."

Jumping cheerleaders

A star jumping cheerleader

Leap

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

"Being the smartest girl in third grade is going to Melinda's head."

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

'Trouble is they always forget to return them...'

Proceed no further if chakras not aligned.

'Why am I such a grouch? Why don't I smile more?'

"Unfortunately the first thing they cut was the stationery budget..."

Say balls to testicular cancer, remember to check your crown jewels regularly.

'I'm working because I've been upgraded. He never upgraded so he's out of work.'

How Optimism Works

It was getting harder and harder to stay psyched.

"Goodnight, Dan, you handsome devil!"

"Fill'er up with testosterone."

'Some people say they're ego-compensation, but what do they know.'

'Keep fit.'

Personal Cheerleader.

'Way to go! You too, way to go!' It was true. They both had a way to go.

Attempting to eat your own bodyweight in cake can act as a mood enhancer.

"It's a plant based solution."

'Why hide it. I do this for me.'

"Is there a humorist in the house?"