Energy Buff Pillows

Regular and decaf fuel.

"It's a plant based solution."

Dick Cheney, US Vice President.

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

'He likes to power nap.'

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

Battery Lighthouse

"It's good you're avoiding radioactive pieces of your destroyed home planet that deprive you of your superpowers... but you should also watch the sodium."

Jumping cheerleaders

'Those fish-oil treatments doing your arthritis any good?'

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."

"It's a fairy simple procedure. We just take out the dead ones and put in two new ones."

Cheerleaders

Zumba

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

It was getting harder and harder to stay psyched.

"Very few people are aware that the 'New York Times' Sunday crossword puzzle is contagious."

Lighthouse powered by batteries.

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

"To keep warm in winter you're looking at a new central heating system costing £20,000."

'It's a beautiful lighthouse. However, hauling the batteries up the stairs has taken its toll on my back.'

"I'm thinking of giving up yoga! Yesterday my lotus position turned into a cauliflower!"

Looking at magnetic polarity one understands why an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

'I have identified 240 stages of organizational change. Before I discuss them, coffee anyone?'

Motivation to Keep Fit.

Pollyanna, the Hamster

'Hey look I got a free newspaper with my wallchart of north sea molluscs aand DVD of elbow stretching excercises.'

'The wife says if I don't give up snooker, she's leaving me. . .I'm going to miss her.'

West End Shows closing - box office piled high with boxes.

'I could have had a V-8!'

So, have you had this 'human flu' yet?