Green Energy Buff Pillows

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

'He likes to power nap.'

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

'He's a yodelling busker!'(Busker on faraway mountain).

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

"The good news is, the wind turbine is working great, the bad news is, it blew all the solar panels off the roof."

'When I think of all this sunshine going to waste...'

Bio Fuels.

"We've had too much rain - they don't have enough - we'll sell our rain and make millions!"

"In other news, oil and gas prices became irrelevant today when scientists announced that pretty much anything can run on caffeine."

Nuclear energy.

"Pull over, Rudolph! We'll have to charge the electric sleigh again..."

'I sense you're in the market for a Hybrid.'

'How was your holiday?'

There's no real oil emergency...

The log burner is good for the environment, but the chainsaw isn't.

'This 'ere portable solar power makes charging me cows that much more easier!'

"Hi! Boris Johnson speaking."

"It's a plant based solution."

BIO TV

'It's a hybrid.'

'Environmentalist!'

"I'm afraid your bath is directly connected to the melting polar ice caps."

'The good thing about Global Warming it that winters are shorter. We don't need to store so much food anymore...'

'It's the windfarms - a lesser known effect.'

Energy speculation.

A brilliant scientist, yet for some reason, Bert had never attended a carbon footprint conference...?

Green Coffee

"Okay, so let's say our natural gas reserves last us 800 years. Then what?"

'...I know it's a good discount but we don't need double glazing!'

'Polar bear or no polar bear, I'm cold.'

'Ever since we switched from bio-diesel to human beings, the air smells cleaner, the Earth much greener, and the mileage has been unbelievable!'

"I'm going off the grid with the option of grid-binging whenever I want."