Green Energy Buff Pillows

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

'He likes to power nap.'

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

'He's a yodelling busker!'(Busker on faraway mountain).

'When I think of all this sunshine going to waste...'

"The good news is, the wind turbine is working great, the bad news is, it blew all the solar panels off the roof."

Bio Fuels.

"We've had too much rain - they don't have enough - we'll sell our rain and make millions!"

"In other news, oil and gas prices became irrelevant today when scientists announced that pretty much anything can run on caffeine."

Nuclear energy.

'I sense you're in the market for a Hybrid.'

There's no real oil emergency...

"Pull over, Rudolph! We'll have to charge the electric sleigh again..."

'How was your holiday?'

Riding exercise bike supplies power to building.

"Hi! Boris Johnson speaking."

'This 'ere portable solar power makes charging me cows that much more easier!'

The log burner is good for the environment, but the chainsaw isn't.

"It's a plant based solution."

'Environmentalist!'

"I'm afraid your bath is directly connected to the melting polar ice caps."

'It's a hybrid.'

'The good thing about Global Warming it that winters are shorter. We don't need to store so much food anymore...'

Agriculture Research Lab. I've come up with an onion that can be made into fuel ... I call it the "gas leek"!

BIO TV

'It's the windfarms - a lesser known effect.'

A brilliant scientist, yet for some reason, Bert had never attended a carbon footprint conference...?

Energy speculation.

Green Coffee

'Polar bear or no polar bear, I'm cold.'

'...I know it's a good discount but we don't need double glazing!'

"Okay, so let's say our natural gas reserves last us 800 years. Then what?"

'Ever since we switched from bio-diesel to human beings, the air smells cleaner, the Earth much greener, and the mileage has been unbelievable!'