Energy Economy Buff Pillows

'Winter fuel PLC - no gathering'.

'He likes to power nap.'

'Greek debt was downgraded for the 11th time this week, by S&P, to P.O.S. Negative Infinity, meaning it's safer to eat uranium, than own Greek debt.'

E.U. Banking Union.

The truth is, Congressman, we didn't know it was wrong to screw people.

Loan Alley

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

'Don't bother cleaning out your desk. We'll be hiring you back as a consultant for half the salary and no benefits.'

"They've made these fund prospectuses much easier to read." Brochure states; 'Give us all your money and get lost."

'Hi. Due to the regulation fervor, I'm one of the clowns from Washington here to tell you how to run your business.'

Dow Jones drop

'Stand back! All he needs is an injection of long-term capital.'

Gold Medal for IOC boss Thomas Bach in the discipline of Brown-Nosing-Dictators-For-Money.

'According to our fact finding committee, our stock won't be worth a dime this quarter.'

Jumping Wall Street.

Credit Crunch Corn Flakes.

'All those in favor of requesting a government bailout, say 'Karl Marx'.'

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

Standard And P****d.

There will be no economics report...our economics reporter got caught in the tech carnage...

Sales Chart: Boomerangs LTD

"I rob from the poor and give to the rich."

'Dow, Jones, Russell & Nikkei - Leading economic indicators.'

Coronavirus: Consequences for the economy!

'Let's go home and come back next year. It's Ground Hog Deficit!'

A man is selling, 'Cameron voodoo dolls', outside of job centre.

"And, of course, this is when all our loose change fell out of our pockets."

The End is Nigh

'No trouble at all giving you an overdraft Mr Simkins - have mine!'

The new president to the rescue.

"To keep warm in winter you're looking at a new central heating system costing £20,000."

"The minimum wage is being upgraded, so how about the minimum allowance?"

"Oh, just the usual here, occupying Wall Street."

Shares Nosedive

"When we said we'd build 'affordable' homes we had a particular buyer in mind."