Energy Boosters Pillows

It was getting harder and harder to stay psyched.

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

"Being the smartest girl in third grade is going to Melinda's head."

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

Jumping cheerleaders

Proceed no further if chakras not aligned.

Zumba

Cheerleaders

'But the good news is, I still get a big bonus.'

Extremely Practical Jokes.

Say balls to testicular cancer, remember to check your crown jewels regularly.

"To keep warm in winter you're looking at a new central heating system costing £20,000."

"Goodnight, Dan, you handsome devil!"

"Fill'er up with testosterone."

"I guess exercise will make me feel more energetic, but I feel like I'm wasting all my energy exercising!"

The Heating Oil Problem.

'Some people say they're ego-compensation, but what do they know.'

"I need the sun's energy to warm my blood and give me energy. You could almost say I'm solar-powered..."

"We can probably just about afford to run the pilot-light."

Personal Cheerleader.

100% Bombast-Filled Parka

'Way to go! You too, way to go!' It was true. They both had a way to go.

"It's a plant based solution."

How to save on your heating bill...

'Why hide it. I do this for me.'

'This 'ere portable solar power makes charging me cows that much more easier!'

'I've stopped getting bright ideas.'

4 Great Life Hacks for the Holidays!

Brain Charger

Leap

Breakfast of Champions

Narcissus

'I just love to watch you get the sales staff fired up, Johnson.'

Ms. Walsh, I'll be unavailable today...I'm spending it with my ego wall.