Energy Boosters Gifts

It was getting harder and harder to stay psyched.

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

Jumping cheerleaders

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

"Being the smartest girl in third grade is going to Melinda's head."

Proceed no further if chakras not aligned.

Zumba

Cheerleaders

Say balls to testicular cancer, remember to check your crown jewels regularly.

Extremely Practical Jokes.

'But the good news is, I still get a big bonus.'

"To keep warm in winter you're looking at a new central heating system costing £20,000."

"Goodnight, Dan, you handsome devil!"

"Fill'er up with testosterone."

"I guess exercise will make me feel more energetic, but I feel like I'm wasting all my energy exercising!"

"I need the sun's energy to warm my blood and give me energy. You could almost say I'm solar-powered..."

'Some people say they're ego-compensation, but what do they know.'

The Heating Oil Problem.

"We can probably just about afford to run the pilot-light."

Personal Cheerleader.

"It's a plant based solution."

'I've stopped getting bright ideas.'

'This 'ere portable solar power makes charging me cows that much more easier!'

'Way to go! You too, way to go!' It was true. They both had a way to go.

'Why hide it. I do this for me.'

100% Bombast-Filled Parka

How to save on your heating bill...

Narcissus

Breakfast of Champions

Brain Charger

4 Great Life Hacks for the Holidays!

Leap

'I just love to watch you get the sales staff fired up, Johnson.'

A positive and negative view of electric cars.