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"Ahhh, the all-important eighth cup of coffee of the day..."

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'Trouble is they always forget to return them...'

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

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"Being the smartest girl in third grade is going to Melinda's head."

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

Proceed no further if chakras not aligned.

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Say balls to testicular cancer, remember to check your crown jewels regularly.

"Unfortunately the first thing they cut was the stationery budget..."

'But the good news is, I still get a big bonus.'

It was getting harder and harder to stay psyched.

"To keep warm in winter you're looking at a new central heating system costing £20,000."

"That Feng Shui class I took is paying off!"

"Goodnight, Dan, you handsome devil!"

"Fill'er up with testosterone."

West End Shows closing - box office piled high with boxes.

'Keep fit.'

'Some people say they're ego-compensation, but what do they know.'

"I guess exercise will make me feel more energetic, but I feel like I'm wasting all my energy exercising!"

Personal Cheerleader.

'This 'ere portable solar power makes charging me cows that much more easier!'

'Way to go! You too, way to go!' It was true. They both had a way to go.

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"It's a plant based solution."

'Why hide it. I do this for me.'

Narcissus

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My doctor recommended exercise to slim down and orange juice for the vitamins. A weight and C approach!

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