Energy Efficiency Buff Gifts

Battery life time

"To keep warm in winter you're looking at a new central heating system costing £20,000."

'He likes to power nap.'

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

Your energy bill is enclosed. You might want to sit down.

"Don't you think it's time you turned off those lights?"

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

"Turns that out! - We're supposed to be saving energy!!"

'Don't you think it's time you did something about the draught in here?'

It was getting harder and harder to stay psyched.

"It's a 670 page questionnaire on how to cut back on unnecessary bureaucracy!"

The Statue of Liberty with a energy saver light bulb.

'I have identified 240 stages of organizational change. Before I discuss them, coffee anyone?'

Smart Arse Meter

Energy performance certificate nailed to wall exhausts employer.

Energy Conservation Be Damned. Fred constantly prepared for Global Warming and Nuclear Winter to happen at the same time.

"My great-uncle Octavio always wore his hat in the house. That way, if bad company knocked on the door, he could say he was just leaving."

Windmill Maintenance

CFL bulb and ice cream cone fall in love

"We've made a few changes."

"Please help us reduce our garbage and improve our energy efficiency and our water quality. Help us to be eco-wise and-above all-to empower others."

'Are you sure energy efficient isn't just a nice way of saying you're not too bright?'

"We can probably just about afford to run the pilot-light."

'It's self cleaning, and runs on natural gas.'

'Are there any new species more efficient than neons, such as compact fluorescents or LEDs?'

Kid about report on alternative fuels being due today: 'I just couldn't summon up the energy to do it.'

"It's a plant based solution."

'When I teach you to fold laundry, wash day will be totally energy efficient... for me.'

"The washing machine is very energy efficient. I just wish Frank was!"

'What do you mean you though I paid the electricity bill!'

"That's it - we've eaten the last of the energy bills."

The whole "lasts longer" thing isn't really necessary here in eternity.