Energy Efficiency Buff Prints

Battery life time

"To keep warm in winter you're looking at a new central heating system costing £20,000."

'He likes to power nap.'

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

"Turns that out! - We're supposed to be saving energy!!"

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

'Don't you think it's time you did something about the draught in here?'

"It's a 670 page questionnaire on how to cut back on unnecessary bureaucracy!"

It was getting harder and harder to stay psyched.

The Statue of Liberty with a energy saver light bulb.

'I have identified 240 stages of organizational change. Before I discuss them, coffee anyone?'

Smart Arse Meter

Energy performance certificate nailed to wall exhausts employer.

Energy Conservation Be Damned. Fred constantly prepared for Global Warming and Nuclear Winter to happen at the same time.

CFL bulb and ice cream cone fall in love

"My great-uncle Octavio always wore his hat in the house. That way, if bad company knocked on the door, he could say he was just leaving."

"We've made a few changes."

Windmill Maintenance

"Please help us reduce our garbage and improve our energy efficiency and our water quality. Help us to be eco-wise and-above all-to empower others."

'Are you sure energy efficient isn't just a nice way of saying you're not too bright?'

"We can probably just about afford to run the pilot-light."

'Are there any new species more efficient than neons, such as compact fluorescents or LEDs?'

Kid about report on alternative fuels being due today: 'I just couldn't summon up the energy to do it.'

"It's a plant based solution."

'When I teach you to fold laundry, wash day will be totally energy efficient... for me.'

"The washing machine is very energy efficient. I just wish Frank was!"

'What do you mean you though I paid the electricity bill!'

"That's it - we've eaten the last of the energy bills."

"You wouldn't believe how much it costs to feed eight tiny reindeer."

I think that computer might be giving out a little too much heat... Energy efficient IT systems.