Energy Boosts Prints

'Wow! What energy drink are you on?'

Jumping cheerleaders

'Trouble is they always forget to return them...'

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

"Being the smartest girl in third grade is going to Melinda's head."

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

Proceed no further if chakras not aligned.

"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."

Cheerleaders

Zumba

"Unfortunately the first thing they cut was the stationery budget..."

Say balls to testicular cancer, remember to check your crown jewels regularly.

'But the good news is, I still get a big bonus.'

It was getting harder and harder to stay psyched.

"Goodnight, Dan, you handsome devil!"

"To keep warm in winter you're looking at a new central heating system costing £20,000."

"Fill'er up with testosterone."

"I guess exercise will make me feel more energetic, but I feel like I'm wasting all my energy exercising!"

'Keep fit.'

'Some people say they're ego-compensation, but what do they know.'

Toy Store/Battery Store

Personal Cheerleader.

'Way to go! You too, way to go!' It was true. They both had a way to go.

'Why hide it. I do this for me.'

100% Bombast-Filled Parka

"Hey Rudy, you've been in there for over an hour. You OK in there?" "I think I'm dying here." "What? D'you need me to call 911?" "I don't think that'll help." "I just need to build more pikemen and cavalry and buy a defense boost before the enemy's march reaches my city." "Get off your phone!!!" "I'm saving a kingdom here! It's important!"

Books to Brain

'This 'ere portable solar power makes charging me cows that much more easier!'

"It's a plant based solution."

Narcissus

Brain Charger

4 Great Life Hacks for the Holidays!

Breakfast of Champions

Leap

'I just love to watch you get the sales staff fired up, Johnson.'