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'Wow! What energy drink are you on?'

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

'Trouble is they always forget to return them...'

"Being the smartest girl in third grade is going to Melinda's head."

Jumping cheerleaders

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

Proceed no further if chakras not aligned.

"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."

Cheerleaders

Zumba

"Unfortunately the first thing they cut was the stationery budget..."

Say balls to testicular cancer, remember to check your crown jewels regularly.

'But the good news is, I still get a big bonus.'

It was getting harder and harder to stay psyched.

"To keep warm in winter you're looking at a new central heating system costing £20,000."

"Goodnight, Dan, you handsome devil!"

"Fill'er up with testosterone."

Toy Store/Battery Store

'Some people say they're ego-compensation, but what do they know.'

"I guess exercise will make me feel more energetic, but I feel like I'm wasting all my energy exercising!"

'Keep fit.'

Personal Cheerleader.

'Way to go! You too, way to go!' It was true. They both had a way to go.

'Why hide it. I do this for me.'

'This 'ere portable solar power makes charging me cows that much more easier!'

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"It's a plant based solution."

Books to Brain

"Hey Rudy, you've been in there for over an hour. You OK in there?" "I think I'm dying here." "What? D'you need me to call 911?" "I don't think that'll help." "I just need to build more pikemen and cavalry and buy a defense boost before the enemy's march reaches my city." "Get off your phone!!!" "I'm saving a kingdom here! It's important!"

Narcissus

Breakfast of Champions

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Brain Charger

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