Energy Boost Fan T-Shirts

'Wow! What energy drink are you on?'

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

Solar Frankenstein

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

Jumping cheerleaders

Zumba

Cheerleaders

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

It was getting harder and harder to stay psyched.

After his first day, Lester, the new accountant for Acme Solar, Wind & Biomass Energy, Corp., realized he had become a green bean counter.

Underwater on the Car

After the Nordstrom-Nordstream Merger

'Since hooking our generators up to your exercise machines, we've cut our fuel consumption by 25.'

Smart Arse Meter

'Steady...here he comes...wait for it, wait for it...'

'How many miles to the gallon?'

'HA! Your last chance 86 miles back.'

"I guess exercise will make me feel more energetic, but I feel like I'm wasting all my energy exercising!"

There's no real oil emergency...

'...the downside, of course, is that I can't get the damn thing in the garage.'

A woman waters her plants which include a spider plant, a tiny hydroelectric plant, a tiny coal burning plant, a tiny nuclear plant, and a philodendron.

Man riding a bike frame with a cat and a dog attached to harnesses where the wheels would normally be

'Fuel efficiency? I get about three times around the block on a peanut butter sandwich.'

"Our carbon footprint has been very, very good to us."

Leap

Breakfast of Champions

4 Great Life Hacks for the Holidays!

'It's a Dyson wind turbine.'

Flowers growing out of a turbine.

'I just love to watch you get the sales staff fired up, Johnson.'

'The good news is that I managed to install the wind turbine...'

Prison Ships

A positive and negative view of electric cars.

'Ever since we switched from bio-diesel to human beings, the air smells cleaner, the Earth much greener, and the mileage has been unbelievable!'