Fuel Efficiency Fan T-Shirts

'Yes, but it gets such great gas mileage.'

My Dad's SUV guzzles less gas than your dad's SUV!'

"I get about 5 miles to the gallon, my wife and son get the rest"

GAS CRUNCH

Never admit that you locked your keys in your Smart car.

This one gets 40 miles per gallon!

Please don't run out of gas...

'It's the best anti-theft device I ever had.'

'The miles per gallon it gets for city driving is an urban legend.'

'Fuel efficiency? I get about three times around the block on a peanut butter sandwich.'

Saving on Gas

Car sales.

Gas prices

"If I drive in the direction of the sun, would I go faster?"

"Wouldn't you have something cheaper for me?"

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

Fuel bill gone through the roof

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

"It's only until the gas prices go down and I can afford to drive the car again. Maybe you should have an ambulance follow me."

Fetching some fuel.

'Steady...here he comes...wait for it, wait for it...'

'HA! Your last chance 86 miles back.'

'How many miles to the gallon?'

There's no real oil emergency...

I think I can...

"Woo-hoo!"

Music to their ears.

'It's a hybrid.'

'But on the plus side, I felt better about owning a SUV as soon as I bought some oil stocks.'

"If you want to buy this, I'm afraid I'm going to need to see some justification."

'With the price of petrol, I had to take on a second job to pay for the petrol to drive to my first job!'

'How is it on gas? I was afraid you were going to ask me that.'

May or May not be Hazardous Material...

"Unclean demon, in the name of the saint I command you to leave the spirit of this man and to take from him his unholy desire to drive an SUV!"

'Kiss me twice! I got the raise and 36 MPG, highway!'